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Funk Rhythm Machine

For players who can strum chords but wonder why their funk doesn't groove

This course is an 8-week right-hand training program for players who can strum chords but can't figure out why their funk doesn't groove. Funk isn't built from fancy chord progressions — it's built from a right hand that never stops. You'll start with a nonstop 16th-note motor and build from there.

Month 1 locks in that 16th-note motor with wrist snaps, adds ghost notes and accents that bring the groove to life, and takes it all the way to a one-chord funk jam over E9. Month 2 layers color and expression onto the same rhythm — minimal 3-string voicings, single-note basslines, and staccato and shuffle feels.

The final week isn't a test — it's a stage. Over a bass-and-drums-only backing track, you'll pour in everything from both months and record your own groove.

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Starting the 16th-note motor — splitting one beat into four The wrist snap — swing from the wrist, not the arm Up/down balance and empty picking — the hand never stops Weekly integration — four bars, a hand that never stops
Ghost notes — no pitch, yet the groove comes alive The ghost motor — promoting the scratch to a rhythm instrument Mixing — where to place 'ta,' where to place 'chick' Completing the ghost groove — making the guitar sound like a drum
Accents — one hard hit in the right spot makes the groove Position is the groove — same pattern, different feel One hit popping out between soft ghosts Completing the accent groove — stabbing the accent on the snare
E9 — funk's emblem, and the color the 9th gives Chuck over E9 — the contrast of chord and ghost Accents on E9, plus a spoonful of m7 Completing the one-chord jam — minutes on a single chord
The high three strings — funk's shimmering sound Change the color with one finger — minor and inversions Only three strings ring — killing the lower strings is the battle Completing the three-string cutting groove — layering the month's review
Single-note funk — drop the chord, just one string A line crossing two strings — the mute stays Fill the gaps with ghosts — a line becomes a groove Completing the single-note riff — locking with the bass
Staccato — the taste of cutting the ring clean Cut and sustain — designing within one bar Shuffle — swing the straight grid Completing the staccato + shuffle groove
The challenge begins — eight weeks' arsenal onto one track Building the cutting part — three strings + ghosts + accents Building the riff part — single notes + staccato The final recording — two months into one piece

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